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So, Who Should Replace Holly in Peepshow?

Jason Bushey — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 20:39:58 +0000

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Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino

3667 Las Vegas Blvd S.

Las Vegas, NV 89109

United States

36° 6' 36.2844" N, 115° 10' 22.0296" W

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It's been common knowledge for a while now that after three and a half years, Holly Madison would be leaving the popular Peepshow at Planet Hollywood at the end of the year. On the heels of her exit announcement, Madison, 32, revealed to the Las Vegas Sun's Robin Leach last week that she's 12 weeks pregnant. So, her final show could actually be a whole lot sooner than the planned date of December 30th. (We're just doing simple math here, Cheapos; as far as we know, Madison is still on schedule to finish her stint in Peepshow on the scheduled date.)

So, while there's been some rumors floating about who could - and should - replace Holly (not that anyone could really replace the lovable lass), the discussion heated up today when Robin Leach reported that both Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra could be in talks to star in the show; perhaps even as duel-headliners that take turns starring in this popular Vegas Strip show.

Admittedly, either McCarthy, 39, and Electra, 40, would be a great choice as the heir apparent to Ms. Madison on the Peepshow stage; both are Playboy vets who enjoyed the hosting duties of MTV''s date show Singled Out back in the '90's. And while it's easy to conceive both of them playing naive as the sexually-innocent star of the Vegas burlesque show, Bo-Peep, it's way more fun to discuss other possible stars of Peepshow Las Vegas.

Here are a few other ladies we think would make a great choice to star in the Holly-less version of Peepshow. (Join the discussion by posting your pick to replace Holly in the comments section below, or hit us up on Facebook and Twitter and give us your two cents!)

Lindsay Lohan

This would be a no-brainer if Lohan was a shred more, um, reliable. Then again, given her poor cue card-reading skills (anyone that caught her SNL appearance last spring can attest to this) and the fact that she would be taking up permanent residence in Las Vegas, maybe for her sake (and audiences) it would be a good idea for Lohan's agent to dodge this (hypothetical) call.

Kendra Leigh Baskett (Formerly Wilkinson)

Holly Madison's former, um, what do you call someone who dated the same 80-year-old mogul as you, at the same time? We'll just call her "cast-mate", since the whole thing was televised on the weirdly-entertaining The Girls Next Door on E! Anyways, Wilkinson...Err...Baskett would also be a conceivable addition to the Peepshow cast, though given her lack of success on Dancing With the Stars, we're not so sure she could totally hack it when it comes to the dancing numbers this Vegas burlesque show calls for. Sorry, Kendra!

Audrina Patridge

We're not 100% clear (ok, we're not even 10% clear) on what Audrina has been doing for a living ever since MTV's The Hills was cancelled, but she seems to show up at Las Vegas pool parties a lot, and she's obviously not terrible to look at, either. That being said, we're not so sure her star is bright enough step into the role of Bo-Beep, and are we really ready for a brunette in this role? Eh.

Pamela Anderson

A little over the hill? Sure! Totally available for this role? You bet. Agile in heels? Absolutely.

So, why couldn't Pam take on the role of Bo-Peep? Well, I mean, do you want to see Pamela Anderson on stage today? Yeah, we're probably gonna' pass on that one, too. You're still one of our favorites, Pam! (Editor's Note: That last sentence was written in 2003.)

Betty White

Hey, she's got the stage presence AND the charisma. And isn't Peepshow looking for a golden girl to fill the the Planet Hollywood Theater? Consider this the beginning of the second Internet campaign to promote Ms. White into an unlikely stage role!

Prince Harry

You know what? Maybe he should stay away from Vegas for a while...

So what do you think, Cheapos? Who should play Bo-Peep once Hugh Hefner's "No. 1 girl" leave Planet Hollywood for good? Tell us in the comments section below!

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The 5 Best New Things to Do in Vegas

Jason Bushey — Mon, 27 Aug 2012 18:52:55 +0000

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Hard Rock Hotel & Casino

4455 Paradise Rd

Las Vegas, NV 89169

United States

36° 6' 32.4396" N, 115° 9' 13.8636" W

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With so many new things to do in Vegas popping up this fall, we here at Cheapo Vegas decided to take a step back and evaluate which new activities in Vegas are worth your dollar and, more importantly, your time.

Granted, some of these joints aren't even open yet, but the buzz alone has us curious enough that we decided to check them out for ourselves and pass along are not-yet-complete opinion of these brand new venues in Las Vegas.

Without further adieu, here are five things to do in Vegas this fall that are new to Sin City...

1.) Eli Roth's Goretorium

We haven't been this excited for a haunted house to open since we were 10 years old. (About Casino Boy's age, really.) Why? Mostly because the name attached to the Goretorium - Eli Roth - has been scaring the bejeezus out of us for over a decade now. (While simultaneously grossing us out beyond belief.)

The Hostel director has dreamed up a seriously scary (and bloody) experience complete with zombie go-go dancers, murderous hotel clerks and even a web camera where you can watch people loose their, um, stuff. The Goretorium will be open 365 days a year according to Vegas Chatter, and will change seasonally to keep the scares fresh no matter what time of year it is. The Goretorium will also have an interactive lounge, and its location on top of the Walgreens near Planet Hollywood puts it smack in the middle of the Las Vegas Strip.

The Goretorium opens on September 27th, with ticket prices starting at $35 online and $40 at the door.

2.) and 3.) Culinary Dropout & Vinyl

The Hard Rock Hotel & Casino is debuting a pair of new venues to enjoy live music in - the Culinary Dropout Gastropub and the Vinyl music lounge. This is good news for music fans that lean on the lesser-known bands and smaller shows to get their fix when it comes to live music, something that's not always easy to find in Las Vegas.

Culinary Dropout opened just this Friday, and as a Gastropub it's specializing in shared dishes and a better-than-average beer selection. (Shared plates generally mean smaller bills. Generally.) They also have low-key live music at night, and are open until 2am Friday through Saturday. Meanwhile, Vinyl is set to open with a debut show on August 29th (That's Wednesday!) by hardcore headliners Static-X. Tickets for shows at Vinyl generally start around $20.

4.) iCandy Burlesque: The Show

You ever think to yourself, 'Man, you know what the Strip could use? More burlesque shows!'?

We didn't think so, but honestly such a thought is more realistic than wishing for less Vegas burlesque shows, which is why the premiere of the iCandy Burlesque Show at the Saxe Theater at Planet Hollywood is such a welcoming addition. Seriously, who's bummed out by a new burlesque show?

Tickets to this brand new show start at $50 a person ($70 for VIP seating and a free drink), and will play every night but Tuesday at 10:30pm, with an Ultra Lounge after-show Thursday- Saturday.

5.) Jersey Boys at Paris

OK, so this isn't really a "new" addition to Las Vegas. (Frankly, it's not new at all.) HOWEVER, as Vegas Chatter alerted us to this morning, tickets to this popular show at the Paris Las Vegas are going on sale after September 1st, with tickets dipping under $60 for the first time probably ever. And as NBC used to say when they were a popular network with popular shows (Editor's Note: If you're reading this and you're under 18, yes, this ACTUALLY happened.), "If you haven't seen it, it's new to you!"

Then again, if you REALLY want to see a new show in Vegas, then wait around until December when two new shows - "Rock of Ages" and the Tim Mcgraw/Faith Hill double-headliner - debut at the Venetian.

What's the best new thing to in Vegas in YOUR opinion, Cheapos?! Let us know in the comments section below, or visit us on Facebook and Twitter to share your two cents on the subject.

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Labor Day Weekend in Las Vegas - The Cheapo Guide

Jason Bushey — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 18:28:30 +0000

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Encore at Wynn

3121 Las Vegas Blvd S.

Las Vegas, NV 89109

United States

36° 7' 43.68" N, 115° 10' 1.2252" W

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Labor Day Weekend in Las Vegas means that it's the unofficial end of summer in Sin City. This is especially "unofficial" in Las Vegas, where the temperatures will continue to hover around the 100-degree mark into October. But for season's sake, the first weekend of September means the end of summer-lovin' Sin City-style. (Editor's Note: We here at Cheapo Vegas love alliteration.)

As you've come to expect from Vegas, there's only one correct way to send off our favorite season: by partying our faces off, of course.

Yup - Labor Day Weekend is a 3-day free-for-all complete with some of the most anticipated parties of the year. While the room rates and the cover charges can get a bit pricey, there are some great cheap things to in Vegas Labor Day weekend as well. Here's our guide to the cheap - and not so cheap - Labor Day weekend festivities in Las Vegas...

The Cheap

DJ Atom E will be spinning at the Bond Club at the Cosmopolitan Friday through Sunday from 10pm- 3am each night. The house-heavy DJ will be hosting one of the best cover-free parties on The Strip deep into the A.M. this Labor Day weekend in Vegas.
Speaking of the Cosmopolitan (and speaking of free), indie up-and-comer Twin Shadow will be performing compliments of the Cosmo at the Book & Stage on Friday, Aug. 31 from 10:30pm- 11:30pm.
UFC 151 takes place Saturday, September 1 at the Mandalay Bay Events Center. This Labor Day event isn't cheap if you're attending in person but, if you just plan on catching the fight at one of the dozens of sports bars in Vegas playing the fight, you can expect to pay between $5 and $20 to get in the door. (Editor's Note: UFC 151 was canceled on Thursday, August 23rd. So basically, find something else to do! It's Vegas, this shouldn't be hard...)
Steel Panther - our favorite hair metal cover band regularly playing the Las Vegas Strip - continues their residency at the House of Blues on Saturday, September 1 at 11:30pm. Tickets start at $20.
Dee Snider of Twisted Sister wants to rock, so the Fremont Street Experience is going to oblige on September 1st. This FREE Vegas concert is part of their Rock of Vegas Summer Concert Series, and is set to begin at 9pm.

Not So Cheap

If you're a house music fan, then you'll want to make your way to XS at the Encore anytime between Friday and Monday night this Labor Day weekend in Vegas. The festivities begin Friday night when DJ Tiesto headlines the first of four straight nights of partying. On Saturday, Steve Angello takes the reins, followed by superstar David Guetta on Sunday night and the infamous deadmau5 on Monday. (Individual tickets range from $50 for men to $20 for ladies.)
Meanwhile, before the sun goes down, the best pool parties of the weekend include Recess Fridays at the Encore Beach Club, Ditch Fridays at the Palms and the Marquee Dayclub's usual Friday shenanigans. Each entry fee is in the $20+ range for guys, though we should warn that lines at these Labor Day pool parties in Vegas can become absurd. If you can, arrive early.
The Aces of Comedy are bringing the big guns (both metaphorically AND literally) to the Terry Fator Theater Labor Day Weekend, with Jay Leno set to headline on Friday night followed by Ron White on Saturday and Sunday. (All shows start at 10pm.)
And last but certainly not least, did you know that VIVA Elvis is set to close this Labor Day Weekend at the Aria?! Seriously - your last chance to catch this Cirque du Soleil classic before Elvis has left the building is August 31st. Tickets are still available - give this Cirque show the proper sendoff this Labor Day Weekend in Las Vegas!

Already got plans? Tell us what you'll be up to this Labor Day in Vegas on Facebook, Twitter or in the comments section below!

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Las Vegas Show Schedule: Who’s Coming, Who’s Going This Fall

Jason Bushey — Thu, 09 Aug 2012 14:49:13 +0000

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Venetian

3355 Las Vegas Blvd S

Las Vegas, NV 89109

United States

36° 7' 18.5088" N, 115° 10' 17.3136" W

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The Las Vegas Fall show schedule came into focus on Tuesday afternoon when, to basically no one’s surprise, the Venetian announced that two of country music’s power couple – Tim McGraw and Faith Hill - would be arriving in December for a 10-week run. (We say 'no one’s surprise' since Robin Leach of Las Vegas Weekly tipped everyone off back in April.)

While there’s already a bit of a ‘Yee-Haww!’ vibe on the Las Vegas Strip, what with Garth Brooks and Shania Twain already occupying residency at the Wynn and Caesars Palace, respectively, the acquisition of a McGraw/Hill double-headliner residency is about as can’t miss a move as there is. (The couple, who has been married since 1996, have taken their “Soul2Soul” tour on the road twice, record-breaking earnings each time.)

However, in what’s been a busy week at the Venetian, it was also announced this week that (once again to no one’s surprise – thanks Vegas Chatter) Rock of Ages would be replacing Phantom – The Vegas Spectacular as early as December 18th. The closure of Phantom had been announced months ago, with a final show date fast approaching on September 2nd. Rock of Ages-themed venues have already begun popping up at the Venetian, and given the blockbuster-caliber numbers the show has taken in during its Broadway run in New York City (though less so at the box office, no thanks to Tom Cruise), this Vegas show acquisition was anything but controversial.

Plus, with its affinity for 80’s hair metal and Sunset Strip nostalgia, Rock of Ages will surely play well to the Monster Ballad-loving crowds that regularly show up on the Strip. (In a city that hosts free concerts featuring Poison and Vince Neil on a regular basis, is there any question that this Broadway hit will be a smash in Sin City?)

Meanwhile, further down the Strip at the Aria, it’s just about time for Elvis to leave the building. VIVA Elvis – the Cirque du Soleil show that’s been featured at CityCenter seemingly since the Aria opened – is closing in on a curtain call, with a final show scheduled for August 31st. However, Elvis will have hardly had the chance to say goodbye before a new Cirque du Soleil show makes its arrival. Cirque’s Zarkana – another acrobatic spectacle making noise in New York – is scheduled for a November debut at the Aria.

Described as a freak show-meets-magic show with signature Cirque theatrics, Zarkana will keep the tradition of big-production shows on the Vegas Strip alive well into the future. (And not that there will be any lack of Elvis in Las Vegas once the VIVA exits stage left, here’s to hoping that they keep the bronze Elis statue in front of the theatre at the Aria.)

Tell us what Las Vegas shows arriving this Fall you're most excited about in the comments section below, or hit us up on Facebook and Twitter! Also, check back in to Cheapo Vegas and our newly-improved Events Calendar for comprehensive updates on the Las Vegas Fall show schedule!

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How to Get a Drink QUICK in Vegas

Lizz Riggs — Mon, 06 Aug 2012 15:25:09 +0000

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Las Vegas Bars

Las Vegas Blvd

Las Vegas, NV 89109

United States

36° 6' 42.1632" N, 115° 10' 16.1688" W

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You're in Vegas, so when you go to the watering hole of your choice, you're expecting some liquid libations worth the big bucks you're spending. You deserve something a little stronger when you're paying top dollar on a drink, right? Well, that depends; there are certain moves that could have your bartender turning up his nose at the thought of taking your money, or at least making you wait until everyone else has been served.

When you're in Vegas, "waiting your turn" is pretty much the worst thing that could possibly happen to you (OK, so we're being a little dramatic), so here are a few ways to treat your bartender so that you're not left waiting for eternity at the end of the bar while even that creepy old guy gets to down his second Long Island of the morning before you.

Don't Cause a Ruckus
Obviously don't cause a scene in any way, shape or form (i.e. don't whoop and hollar at your bartender to try to get their attention.) They see you there. They aren't ignoring the green in your hands on purpose. Chances are, they're just busy. Nobody likes to be yelled at, and definitely nobody wants to be bossed around by customers, either. Wait a minute before you decide you need to cause a scene in order to attract their attention.

Rather than get kicked out da' club, we recommend that you stand there politely, make eye contact (but not enough to be creepy or you're probably getting a virgin daquairi) and perhaps show a little...ahem... skin. This may work on the guys, but we're not making any promises, ladies. As for the dudes, you know the deal - money talks.

It's Not Always Their Fault
Don't hate your bartender because they can't make your drink "strong" even though you gave them a semi-acceptable version of a wink and smirk. There are reasons that some bars can't make their drinks strong unless you order a double, and that's because most bars are required to do regulation pours, or it could cost them money (or their job.) It's not your bartender's fault that they can't get you drunk for cheap just because you asked. (But of course it never hurts to ask.) Just don't get mad or pouty when it doesn't work out for you, or you've blown all chances of getting on their good side. (We know, some bartenders just aren't good, and to those, we obviously give you the right to move on to the next bar.)

Don't Give a Skimpy Tip
If you're paying in cash and tipping by the drink, paying for a $9.50 drink, handing your bartender a $10 and telling her to "keep the change" is not going to get you a lot of attention in the future. If you're planning on giving terrible tips, definitely open a tab and save her the harsh reality for the end of the night. Or be a decent human being and learn how to tip your bartender properly. They aren't the ones setting the prices, so if those are what you're mad about, find a bar with better-priced drinks instead of making up for the drink prices by a lack of tipping. It works out better for everyone - their ego and your blood-alcohol level.

They Don't Want to Get Involved
You're on vacation. In Vegas. These bartenders probably aren't going to be your best friend forever since you don't live here, so don't try to hog their time. While we're on the topic, don't try to get them involved in your personal lives, either. Having a fight with your boyfriend at the bar? That's fine. Who hasn't been there? Don't ask your bartender to settle a domestic dispute, because that will definitely get him mingling at the other end of the bar, avoiding the two of you, for the rest of the evening.

Speaking of Couples...
Or you know, people you just met, (and all the other general things that happen in Vegas) if you're sucking face for 10 minutes and wonder why you still haven't received the offer of a drink yet, well... Don't make it awkward for everyone, especially your bartender. They aren't going to interrupt your PDA to help you out. You look like you're already doing fine on your own, so while they are going to spend more time getting a good time going for the rest of the bar, they are also avoiding awkward interactions with your public bedroom scene. Not only will they avoid you, but often times this could often get you cut off completely. Is any kiss worth one less Budweiser? That's debatable...

Bartenders Like To Chat
But only when they have the time. If you're the only one in the bar and the two of you are just standing around, don't hestitate to strike up a conversation. Not only does this ease the awkward tension in the room, but many times friendly patrons reap more benefits than just having someone to talk about sports and booze with while they're traveling. The perfect answer to "oh, you're making new cocktails all the time, what's the latest one you've perfected" is "here, how about I make it for you, and it's on the house since you didn't actually order it." This doesn't happen every time, but obviously it's more likely to happen when you've charmed your way into their heart while they had nothing better to do.

They Don't All Like Being Hit On
Nope, most people didn't become a bartender to pick up all the tourists coming into town for a night, so believe it or not, they are not trying to go home with you just because you happened to walk into their bar alone. If you're going to hit on a bartender in Vegas all night, at least give the girl (or guy) a big tip to make all that worth it. And don't expect to leave with more than you walked in with, other than a buzz, maybe.

Bartenders in Las Vegas have seen it all. Really, probably a lot more than other bartenders see. Don't try to be ultra coy and think you're going to weasle your way into better deals and stronger drinks, because for most people, that just doesn't work. Basically, think of your idea of a good customer and be that. If you don't like the prices, don't order the drinks. If you don't like the atmosphere, go to a different bar. Don't complain to your bartender, or loudly to everyone around you, and expect to get better service.

There are plenty of Vegas happy hours, cheap bars and Las Vegas coupons that can get you better deals on drinks, so if pricing is your issue, take advantage of all of those.

There's a different kind of bar (and many times, multiple different bars) in every hotel in Las Vegas, so as long as you know the kind of places you like to hang out in, you'll certainly find somewhere you don't mind staying for a few rounds, and that just makes life easier for everyone!

What are your tricks for staying on your bartenders good side when you're in Sin City? Let us know in the comments section below, on our Facebook page or on Twitter. Feel free to @ your favorite bars, and bartenders, to let them know what a great time you had with them and spread the word to other Cheapos.

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Las Vegas Restaurant Week returns this month

Jason Bushey — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 23:13:54 +0000

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Las Vegas Restaurant Week

4190 N Pecos Rd

Las Vegas, NV 89115

United States

36° 14' 9.924" N, 115° 5' 46.9464" W

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Las Vegas Restaurant Week is that one week per year (well, technically two; there's also a February Restaurant Week) when Cheapos like you and I can actually afford to dine with the big boys. From August 27- September 2, dozens of Vegas restaurants will take part in offering up their big-ticket entrees at a reduced prix-fixe price.

Admittedly, Restaurant Week prices are still on the high side - prix fixe dinner menus will be offered from $20.12, $30.12, $40.12 and $50.12 per 3-course meal - though we feel a little better knowing that either $4, $5 or $6 from each meal benefits the Three Square Food Bank of Las Vegas. Plus, when you consider how expensive it can be to wine and dine at the ritziest of Las Vegas eateries, Restaurant Week 2012 is a great way to celebrate a special occasion at a cheaper-than-average price.

While not all of the Las Vegas restaurants participating in Restaurant Week have been announced yet (we'll update as they're made available), we thought we'd give you a jump on what to expect at Restaurant Week in Las Vegas. Here are the restaurants we're most looking forward to checking out, and you can get the full list of participating restaurants on the Three Square Food Bank website.

Breakfast ($20.12)

As of today (Aug. 1st), you have exactly two restaurants to choose from for what is widely considered the most important meal of the day. (In our opinion, it's generally the most boring, too, though you can expect to eat the unexpected during Restaurant Week.)

Morel's French Restaurant at the Palazzo will be serving four courses of goodness, highlighted by your choice of an American breakfast (yes - the description is that vague), a Classic Benedict, Huevos Rancheros or a fancy French Toast dish.
Down the street at the Cosmopolitan, the Overlook Grill has three entrees to choose from, but all you really need to know about is their Steak and Eggs cooked with a flat iron steak, chorizo, hash and quail egg. If you decide to indulge in a Restaurant Week breakfast, we'd recommend the Overlook.

Lunch ($20.12- $30.12)

Lunch is actually Casino Boy's favorite meal of the day, and while he ~~almost~~ never ponies up $30 for a midday meal, after a decent morning on the tables he'd be willing to make an exception at the following eateries involved in Restaurant Week:

The Dragon Noodle Co. is offering your choice of chicken Chow Mein, sweet and sour pork or beef fried rice, plus a helping of their homemade ice cream and their veggie spring rolls (not in that order, thankfully) for $20.12.
However, if we were you (and we admit, we're not), we'd journey to Hussong's Cantina at Mandalay Bay for their Mexican combo platter, which includes a fried shrimp chipotle salad, a Mexican combo platter that includes two chicken tacos and two enchiladas (plus beans and rice), and a chocolate flan for dessert. That's some serious bang for your $20, Cheapos.

Dinner ($30.12- $50.12)

Since the name of the game is "cheap" around these parts, we'll stick to the best $30 and $40 meals available at Restaurant Week in Las Vegas.

We've walked by D.Vino at the Monte Carlo more times than we can count, but their prix-fixe Restaurant Week menu definitely has us considering stopping in. For $30, you'll get your choice of a Caesar salad or creamy asparagus soup, followed by your choice of a seared salmon, gnocchi, flat iron steak or roasted airline chicken breast (we hope it's better than airline food, not that that exists anymore), and tiramisu for dessert. Not a bad place to take the Mrs., either.
For $40.12, Table 10- an Emeril Lagasse Restaurant is offering your choice of a roasted chicken stuffed with fennel, or pan seared scallops. It's the first course that caught our attention, however; the chicken & andouille sausage combo is making our mouth water. The chocolate mousse cake for dessert is nothing to brush over, either...

So there you have it, Cheapos - ya' hungry yet? Unfortunately, we have another few weeks to kill before Restaurant Week Las Vegas. In the meantime, tell us where you plan on dining out at in the comments section below, or hit us up on Facebook and Twitter!

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Need a hand? Here's how to pack for your Vegas Vacation

Lizz Riggs — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 15:22:25 +0000

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The Vegas Strip

Las Vegas Blvd

Las Vegas, NV 89109

United States

36° 6' 42.1632" N, 115° 10' 16.1688" W

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Whether you're practically a regular in Vegas or it's your first time, we've all had trips where we wish we had brought that one item we were on the fence about for days, brought a million extra clothes when we were only planning on staying for a night, or packed for the completely wrong season.

Hey, it happens; when you're expecting one thing in Vegas and you get another, it's a total letdown for both your agenda and your wardrobe. Obviously, no one knows exactly every place they're going to go while they're on vacation, making packing a bit of a guessing game. (As in, "I guess I could bring that...")

Here is what we do when we're packing for Vegas to make sure the only regrets we have in Sin City are those brought on by our own misjudgments at the time, not before we even order our first drink.

Make a List, and Check it Twice
When packing for Vegas, it's important to keep your own to-do list in mind... not someone else's. Don't bring a bunch of fancy dresses if you're going to be sight-seeing, hanging out with other Cheapos in dive bars and hiking all weekend. (Seriously, you're going hiking all weekend?) Pack for your most likely occasions, people.

For those of you who have been to Vegas before, you know that your to-do list can sometimes get muddled with your too-much-list. Happy hours that lead to a few too many Margaritas, an unexpected trip to a fancy restaurant, too many hands at the Blackjack table, too many cocktails with the newly appointed dime (after too many cocktails already) you've been talking to for 3 hours - all of these things can knock some of the planned things to do in Vegas off your list. The good news? You can wear essentially one outfit for all of these activities; the trick is to pack something fit for all of occasions. Ladies should always pack an LBD (Little Black Dress); gentleman, how about something with a collar? Let's keep it casual, just not too casual...

Shoe Selections
Of course if you're planning on going to a nightclub or even stepping foot near the Bellagio, you're going to want to bring dressy shoes, but do not let those be your only shoes. Generally, people do a lot more walking than they anticipated they would. No hotel on the Vegas Strip is as close as it looks. It's a good idea to bring more than one pair of shoes, something ultra chic and something like a sneak(er)... Okay, we'll work on that one.

Nightclub Attire
If you're planning on spending any time at all in one of Vegas' nightclubs, you need to know that most of them do have a dress code that is enforced. Sometimes it's better just to bite the bullet and wash your hair (we know, it must be excruciating spending that extra 2 minutes in the shower and having to let go of a few days of grease) instead of just trying to cover it up with a hat. Most things that don't fly in Vegas clubs are hats, ripped jeans, brown shoes with black pants (that's more for your own sake), shorts, jerseys and muscle shirts are all on the no-fly list at most Las Vegas clubs. We like this guide for dressing for the club in Vegas, so obviously we can pass it on to you.

Pool Party Necessities
Vegas is hot. You know why? Because it's in the freakin' desert, that's why. The sun's a-blazin' most months of the year. Since you don't want to be a lobster the second day into your trip, make sure to pack sunscreen. (Checked bags only. Seriously, FAA?) Remember - it's completely un-sexy to be the tomato in the room.

Bringing a Camera
A risky decision. You might lose it, come home with some incriminating photos, or use it to remember what happened last night. If you know that you're going to want to document your efforts in Vegas, bring your camera. If you are one of those people that likes the idea of having a camera more than the actual taking of pictures, a camera in Vegas might just be weighing you down. And if you're a guy, remember that at least one lady in your party will be snapping pictures for Facebook all night/weekend. Just mootch off hers.

Our Friends, the Layers
Vegas is one of those places that can be crazy hot in the day and surprisingly chilly at night. (Again, it's the desert.) If you're not there during the summer, or even if you are and get goosebumps at the thought of the sun going down, be sure to bring a something warm for the cooler nights in Sin City. It also rains a bit during the winter months, so check the weather forecast when you're planning your packing as well!

Hangover Pills
Crucial! Bring all the reinforcements you can to help keep the party going through the weekend. We recommend ginseng pills or those awesome little Party Smart vitamins.

(Editor's Note: We are NOT - repeat - NOT doctors. Do not take these recommendations as medical advice. Just know that we've, um, tested these little guys out and they seem to lessen the headache potential the following day. Hey, whatever it takes for you to not feel terrible the next day.)

Variety is the Spice of... Your Suitcase
It's never a bad idea to just bring a little bit of everything if you don't know what the heck you'll be doing. Something casual, something nice, something comfortable. There's three outfits that you can't go wrong with, and you've still got plenty of room in your suitcase to take home all the tacky Vegas shot glasses, souvenir cups, and something that probably has boobs on it.

Even for those of you who have never been before, it's universally understood that a Vegas vacation is not your typical vacation. Be prepared for the unprepared, even when it comes to your wardrobe! Don't be that one who has to buy an outfit at the place you thought was for "working ladies only" just so you can get into the club of your choice, or the one in a fancy dress and heels walking down the Strip during the middle of the day because "you thought that's how people in Vegas dress." Believe us, the fashion police do not patrol the streets of Vegas, so always choose comfort over style unless you're going somewhere with a dress code.

Let us know what you can't live without when you go to Vegas in the comments section below, or on Facebook, Twitter or Google+. A man of many medias, Casino Boy is!

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Cheap Golf in Vegas: Tee off for under $50

Jason Bushey — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 16:50:37 +0000

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MGM Grand Hotel and Casino

3799 Las Vegas Blvd S

Las Vegas, NV 89109

United States

36° 6' 4.3092" N, 115° 10' 20.7336" W

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Golf in Las Vegas is as popular in Sin City as spending an afternoon plugging away on the slots, drinking before 5pm and doubling down on 11 at the Blackjack tables. The good news for Vegas scratch golfers and beginners alike is that there’s plenty of Vegas golf course competition, which leads to some pretty cheap tee times for us everyday club swingers. Err... Golf club swingers...

Anyways, the truth about cheap golf in Vegas is that it’s really available all around us; you just have to know where to look. You’re not gonna’ believe this, but Casino Boy - whose handicap generally hovers somewhere around, oh, 30 - can help you book a tee time in Vegas for under $50. Here’s where to go, and how to golf in Vegas on the cheap...

Find a Cheap Golf Course (Duh.)

OK, this one’s obvious but, if you’re not from Vegas then you probably don't know where to find the best discount golf courses. Here are a few Vegas golf courses that offer cheap tee times year-round, season to season:

Callaway Golf Center

This nine hole golf course on the far south side of The Strip (near McCarran Airport) is perfect for beginners, as no hole stretches more than 185 yards and they’re all par 3’s. Non-residents can find tee times from $27 on the weekdays and $32 on the weekends and holidays, and if you’re hoping to squeeze in a round at odd times, the Callaway Golf Center is open nightly year-round. Between the location, the price and the state-of-the-art lighting system, the Callaway is a great place to break those new clubs in. Or to break them, though we hope your round isn’t that bad.

Badlands Golf Club

The Badlands Golf Club on Alta Drive offers non-resident rates from just $44 per person. If you’re a scratch golfer, this is the place for you, as each of the three nine hole courses at the Badlands are quite challenging. The Badlands are renowned for their excellent course care and staff, and this is a good place to bring the bachelor party if that’s what you’re in town for. (Before you hit the strip club, not instead of.)

Tuscany Golf Club

This one’s a bit of a drive from Vegas in Henderson, but given their weekday, non-resident tee times starting around $35 a player, it's worth it. While the range has been described as “crowded” by some golfers (and the clubhouse is non-existent, literally), the course itself is nothing short of excellent, plus you can play a full 18 holes here. The Tuscany is more of a day-trip course, so grab your buds (and your Buds) and make an afternoon of it before indulging in Sin City shenanigans after dark.

Golf at Twilight … Or Sunrise

By and large, the cheapest golf in Las Vegas takes place around 5pm. And honestly, that’s pretty good with us. Not sure if you noticed, Cheapos, but it’s pretty freakin’ hot out there right now. Not only is it the most comfortable and serene time of day, but courses are often less crowded in the twilight hours, and tee times are as much as 30- 50% off. So, if you can swing it (See what we did there?), try to clear your afternoon schedule for a twilight round at one of the best cheap golf courses in Las Vegas.

Then again, if you’re an early riser (and we do mean EARLY), 6am tee times are often just as cheap. But let’s face it; after a night on the town you’re certainly running the risk of sleeping through your tee time. If 6am is your thing, more power to you. But we recommend the twilight tee times versus the sunrise rounds because, one more time (with feeling) - IT’S VEGAS.

Take Advantage of Promotions

These are particularly useful if you’re booking a guys golf getaway in Vegas, whether it’s just a weekend away from the fam, a bachelor party before your buddy walks the wedding plank, or, well, just because. Walters Golf Courses - including the Bali Hai, Royal Links and Desert Pines Golf Courses - regularly offer stay and play packages with the MGM Grand that include two rounds, three nights and round-trip transportation. (Albeit at $300 a pop.)

That being said, many Las Vegas golf courses offer discounts for group outings and special occasions. If you’re planning a golf getaway for your friends, just give a couple courses a call and see what they can do for you and your party. More often than not, talking to a real human being (go figure) will end up getting you the best discounts versus those automated replies we receive online.

Now that you know where to golf on the cheap in Vegas, let us know where you’ve enjoyed your favorite Vegas golf experiences in the comments section below, or visit us on Facebook and Twitter to lend your voice to the conversation when it comes to the best cheap golf in Vegas. Oh, and one more thing...

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How to Dine in Vegas for $30 a Day or Less

Lizz Riggs — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:49:38 +0000

Location

Peppermill Restaurant

2985 Las Vegas Blvd S

Las Vegas, NV 89109

United States

36° 8' 1.0176" N, 115° 9' 46.7928" W

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Las Vegas may be famous for their buffets, but unless you're only planning on eating just once a day or sneaking away desserts and pizza slices in your girlfriend's purse, you're probably going to be paying a lot to dine in Las Vegas. Plus, odds are you'll be feeling extremely uncomfortable because, like everyone else, you tried to get your money's worth out of a Vegas buffet. This is a bummer for everyone involved because A.) You're miserable B.) You're making the air unbearable for everyone else, and C.) In a few hours, you're just going to be hungry again. If you eat at a Las Vegas buffet and are trying to stick to the $30 a day plan, there goes at least $20 just on one meal, and was it even worth it?

The fact is, you can easily eat in Las Vegas for less than $30 a day. Heck, at some meals you can even have a cocktail or two at and still come in under budget. Just because you're in the land of $30 buffets and $12 drinks doesn't mean that you can't dine like a true Cheapo! Here are some of our favorite places to choose from when we're dining on $30 a day or less...

Breakfast of Champi... Errr... Cheapos

You may remember some of these from our list of the best hangover breakfasts, but many of those Vegas eateries didn't make this list because you have to pay a little extra to reap the benefits of enough starch, fat and grease to really cure a Vegas hangover. The following eateries, however, offer Vegas breakfast options that are easy on your wallet. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, right? Funny, because it's often the cheapest meal of the day, too. Some of our favorite Cheapo breakfasts include...

Omelet House: In Downtown Vegas, because almost everyone can get a hearty meal here for right around $8 (plus a little tip because the service is friendly, too.) They have great breakfast specials (which of course are not available on the weekends) as well as the items you'd expect to see on every menu, but for a price you're not going to cringe over. People love the eggs Benedict and the corned beef and hash, even though those meals are around $9-$10 each. Add a $2 slice of banana nut bread if you're feeling "nutty"...
Grand Cafe at Boulder Station: They have the $3.99 "2 Egg Anytime Skillet" which gives you a hearty meal of, eggs, toast, bacon or sausage and hash browns. They also have other specials later in the day, including a 1/2 soup, 1/2 sandwich plate for $5.99 and a $7.99 lunch/dinner special of the week. Not too shabby, Boulder Station. PLUS, they're open 24/7, so of course you can expect a few late night specials here too, should you be in the area in the early hours.
Peppermill Restaurant: If you want a cheap breakfast without going off the Strip, you can expect to pay a little bit more, but it might save you money in terms of transportation. Plus, the portions at Peppermill are huge, so you might not have to eat for a while, or can use this as your main meal and have a light lunch (like, Miller Lite for lunch, right?) instead. You can get most meals for around $10-$15, but the biscuits and gravy are only $7.95. (Which normally we'd complain about, but here we'll take what we can get!) If you're one of those people who sleeps until noon and then wants breakfast, it's served 24 hours here and could probably hold you over until it's time for an early dinner.
Marilyn's Cafe: Also located close to the Strip, Marilyn's Cafe has biscuits and gravy for half the price of the Peppermill ($3.99), as well as many other reasonably-priced dishes. Many meals at this little Tuscany Hotel and Casino Treasure come in around $8, but if you're good at mixing and matching, you could probably get a group of side menu items for less.

Lunch (Or as we Cheapos like to refer to it, 'Happy Hour')

We cannot stress enough the importance of a hearty lunch, which usually consists of a few margaritas on special for three hours a day with free chips or a cheap meal to hold us over until we're out of the casino floor and craving something that we probably can't even taste. We've already told you our favorite Vegas happy hour specials this summer - many of which also have food specials - but for every day pricing, check out these cheap Vegas lunches:

Earl of Sandwich: We cannot stress enough how important these Vegas restaurants are to our wallets and hearts. If you're eating in Vegas for cheap, you're going to really appreciate the delicacies you can get here for around $6(ish), and you don't even have to tip here. We could tell you the favorites, but they're literally all good. If you want to change up your dining experience, you can do that too. They have one location at Planet Hollywood and a brand new location at the Palms.
Tacos El Gordo: There's one Downtown and another on the Vegas Strip to ease your lunchtime Mexican cravings which, even if that doesn't ease your stomach for the rest of the night, will be well worth it. Unlike a few cheap Mexican places (or even some of the pricey ones) the food here is pretty darn good. Go for the carne asada or the Adobada tacos and you won't be disappointed. Who can say no to a $2 taco that actually tastes like a delicious ~~and nutricious~~ taco?

Linner, Dinner, Fourth Meal ... Fourinner? Whatever you want to call "Eating Late"...

While many of us haven't differentiated between lunch, dinner and late night specials, there are a few people in Vegas that still like to eat dinner before 10pm, or after 3pm. Most of those people are making fancy dinner reservations at Bellagio restaurants, hustling up to the buffets like suckers who couldn't put a little effort into finding a good ~~meal~~ deal or our friends who just woke up and are going to the places that might still be serving breakfast. If you're not one of these people, how about:

Ellis Island Brewery: Actually, you can't go wrong with any meal here, and most of them are well-priced and will easily fit into your budget. Sandwiches, steaks, BBQ and even a little menu of house specialties can all be bought for less than $10. (And many even a few bucks cheaper than that.) This is cheap enough so you will even have enough to have a brew with your dinner, which is convenient when you're at a brewery. Their craft beers are just $2 each, so drink up!
Chicago Brewing Co: $4 beers, $10 pizzas, $8 wings? Yes, sounds like dinner to us...
Mr. Lucky's: The Gambler Special at this Hard Rock Hotel and Casino diner for $7.77 can't really be beat for a steak, shrimp, side and a salad. It's available whenever the restaurant is open, which is always. So that's pretty agreeable, too.
Westside Deli: At Circus Circus, you can find a $2.95 giant hot dog here. (The effort to not make a dirty and inappropriate joke about loving giant dogs in our mouth is almost as hard as resisting these dogs. We digress.)

If late-night snacking if more your thing, check out these late night Vegas restaurants whenever you get the craving for something after a long night out and about the city. Vegas may be famous for their fancy restaurants and buffets, but that doesn't mean that you have to eat at them. Vegas is also famous for their 99 cent shrimp cocktails at the casinos and the chips they serve there, too, but those chips aren't as helpful as quenching your appetite as they are at ensuring you'll surely need a Cheapo place to dine. Let us know where your favorite place to eat on the cheap is, and what you get there when you're sticking to a budget in Vegas is by commenting below, joining us on Facebook or following us on Twitter!

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Banned in Vegas! What They Did, What You Shouldn't Do, What a Buzz Kill

Lizz Riggs — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 16:11:26 +0000

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Wynn Las Vegas Las Vegas, NV 89109

United States

36° 7' 42.8196" N, 115° 10' 16.068" W

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Banned in Vegas? What a buzz kill! This is supposed to be the city where anything goes, right? Actually, that's a common myth, because while many people think that you can do what you want, say what you want, wear what you want and act however the @#$! you want, you can't. Vegas has their rules too, no matter how much looser they our than the rest of the world's, you can still get banned from Vegas.

Now, don't worry. You pretty much have to do something terrible or extremely offensive/illegal/completely stupid to get banned from the casinos in Vegas, but it doeshappen. Because we care about you, here's a small list of things that you should avoid doing if you don't want to cause a ruckus and end up on your butt...cus?... or out of the party. Basically here's what (definitely) not to do in Vegas. (Speaking of things you shouldn't do, here's our guide to what not to joke about in Las Vegas, too.)

Don't Start a Boycott
It's really easy to tell all your fans not to go somewhere and have them listen to you, but come on, that's a little rude! Let people find out for themselves, right!? Or at least confine it to a 1-star rating on Yelp like the rest of us! Vince Neil of Motley Crue obviously didn't think his Yelp review would have quite the effect as a boycott would, so when he wasn't pleased with a meal he had at one of the Palms restaurants, he told his fans to definitely not eat there ever. Vinsanity = BANNED.

Don't Try To Get In If You're Underage
Sorry One Direction, even though you're teen-sensations, you're still not 21 yet, and Vegas is a lot harder to please with your charming words than most teenage girls are. No matter how hard you plan on partying, if you're not of age, you're banned from the casinos and clubs in Vegas, which is a good thing for those of us who are trying to ward off the sight of Justin Bieber for the next few ~~months~~ years. As for you, One Direction, you'll stay confined to house parties and sneaking liquor from your parents' cabinet like the rest of us had to endure. #getonourlevel

Don't Try to Party When Your Forbidden From Drinking
If the law sentences you to three years of no drinking, you should probably not try to go to parties with Drake, or maybe you should team up with Lil' Wayne for some kind of support group. Either way, if Steve Wynn finds out about it and the party is at his hotel, you're officially off the guest list.

Don't Get Violent in the Club
Well, it's probably a good idea not to get violent anywhere, especially as a repeat offender who just got done with your anger management classes. Have you no shame, Chris Brown? If you're with a group of ladies and buying them drinks all night, then they pass you up for someone way more awesome, don't yell at anyone about it. Perhaps find a new group of girls to charm or take your losses like everyone else. You can pop champagne with anyone, but you can't pop anyone for not drinking your champagne. That's just rude! Haze doesn't like it when Chris Brown "gets up in anyone's face", and none of the other clubs in Vegas do, either.

Don't Bet Your Car (Especially in Your Parents' Casino)
Not even your legal guardians will want you hanging around the poker tables when you lose your Bentley in a card game like Paris Hilton did. She got banned, from her own casino. Now, most of you don't have parents who own casinos in Vegas, but maybe there is still a lesson to be learned from this. Perhaps, if you don't have the money, don't bet your car, because you'll need something to drive you home after getting kicked out, even if you don't have the money to fill up the tank.

Don't Buy in Minimums You Can't Afford
Have mercy, we Cheapos know better than this already. But for those of you knew to Cheapo-status (aka, those of you who have suffered in this economy, have contributed to the unemployment rate, or have been recently cut off from your parents' trust fund *cough* Brandon Davis *cough*) you need to know that if you buy in at a $5,000 minimum, you have to pay that! Vegas is the real deal. Chips=$$$$. This is not monopoly, and just because you have a debit card or credit card doesn't mean you have an endless money flow bro! Basically, overloading your credit in a casino will inevitably get you banned.

Don't Mistake Your Drugs for Gum
Common Mistake, we know, but really, if you want to hang out in Vegas, you have to get the two figured out. Or at least not carry a bag that things can easily fall out of. That's right, you may remember the time when Paris Hilton (we're picking on her today) spilled her cocaine when she was trying to get lip balm from her purse, but when questioned, she alleged that she borrowed that bag from a friend and that she thought it was gum! Needless to say she was arrested anyways, but she was also banned from the Wynn casinos. Bummer.

DJs: Don't Refuse to Play 'Call Me Maybe'
We need to hear this, because obviously a club is the only time we can hear the song. (It's definitely not on the radio, ever.) Calvin Harris was kicked off the deck at Tryst for refusing to play this song. The lesson here is to give the people what they want, whether it hurts your musical genius or not. (Note: This specific rule relating to 'Call Me Maybe' should expire in about ~~6-8~~ 4-6 weeks)

Don't Piss off Steve Wynn
I think it's pretty safe to say from all of this that he's a very influential part of Vegas, but he's also a very touchy guy, or something. He's kicked out Paris Hilton, Lil' Wayne and God knows who else. Yes, those people are probably a lot more misbehaved than the average Joe, but if you're reading all of this, you're probably the kind of Joe that might potentially have it in you to get on Steve Wynn's bad side.

Basically, there are probably a million things you can do to get kicked out of the clubs, casinos, restaurants and hotel rooms in Vegas. More than you'd think actually. The 'anything goes' policy that many people associate with Vegas is a myth. There are lots of myths most people who don't frequent the city associate it with. If you think that something you're doing is illegal, immoral and completely inappropriate, there's a solid chance that it is. Let us know what you've ~~done~~ seen others do to get kicked out of a Vegas venue in the comments section below, on our awesome Facebook page, or by following our not-so-surprisingly hysterical Twitter. No, we are not egotistical.

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