There are approximately five billion different variations of football parlay and teaser cards in the casinos. Mostly, we suspect that the casinos put out so many different kinds just to confuse us and force us to make bets we don't understand. When we set out to examine the payout of different cards, we had to narrow our search to a single type of card that every casino carries. By far, the most common parlay card is the half-point point parlay. Because every casino sports book has a half-point parlay, and they work the almost exactly the same everywhere, we used them for our evaluation.

The reasons we did not evaluate teasers, super-teasers, ties-win parlays, super-bonus-deluxe-teasers or Sunday-Monday parlays are:

  • For teasers, different casinos give different amounts of points (from +5 to +6) in addition to different payoffs, making them almost impossible to compare.
  • For teasers, each hotel has its own weird variations that make them too different to compare.
  • Not every casino offers all the same teasers or additonal parlays, making a city-wide comparison impossible.
  • The super-bonus-deluxe teaser exists only in our heads.

Regardless, the payoffs on the half-point cards should gve you an idea as to how good a casino's cards are. The following table provides the payoff schedules for all evaluated cards for the 1999 football season, ranked from best to worst. Afterward, we will discuss other factors that should be used in selecting yor parlay card.

1999 Half-point Parlay Card Payouts
Casino 3 team 4 team 5 team 6 team 7 team 8 team 9 team 10 team
Orleans 6.5 12.5 25 50 100 200 425 850
Gold Coast 6.5 12.5 25 50 100 200 425 850
Barbary Coast 6.5 12.5 25 50 100 200 425 850
Riviera* 6.5 12.5 25 50 100 200 400 850
Vacation Village* 6.5 12.5 25 50 100 200 400 850
Fitzgerald's* 6.5 12.5 25 50 100 200 400 850
Four Queens* 6.5 12.5 25 50 100 200 400 850
Tropicana* 6.5 12.5 25 50 100 200 400 850
San Remo* 6.5 12.5 25 50 100 200 400 850
Sunset Station 6.5 12.5 25 50 100 200 400 800
Wild Wild West 6.5 12.5 25 50 100 200 400 800
Palace Station 6.5 12.5 25 50 100 200 400 800
Boulder Station 6.5 12.5 25 50 100 200 400 800
Texas Station 6.5 12.5 25 50 100 200 400 800
Paris 6.5 12 25 50 100 175 350 800
Hilton 6.5 12 25 50 100 175 350 800
Flamingo 6.5 12 25 50 100 175 350 800
Bally's 6.5 12 25 50 100 175 350 800
Reserve 6.5 12 24 48 90 180 360 700
Las Vegas Club 6.5 12.5 25 45 85 160 350 800
Mirage 6 12 23 45 90 180 350 750
Golden Nugget 6 12 23 45 90 180 350 750
Treasure Island 6 12 23 45 90 180 350 750
Bellagio 6 12 23 45 90 180 350 750
Caesars Palace 6 12 22 44 88 175 350 700
Mandalay Bay 6.5 12.5 25 40 75 150 300 750
Circus Circus 6.5 12.5 25 40 75 150 300 750
Luxor 6.5 12.5 25 40 75 150 300 750
Monte Carlo 6.5 12.5 25 40 75 150 300 750
Excalibur 6.5 12.5 25 40 75 150 300 750
Stardust 6 11 20 40 80 160 320 650
California 6 11 20 40 80 160 320 650
Fremont 6 11 20 40 80 160 320 650
Main Street 6 11 20 40 80 160 320 650
Sams Town 6 11 20 40 80 160 320 650
Rio 6 11 20 40 80 150 300 600
MGM Grand 6 11 20 40 80 150 300 600
New York 6 11 20 40 80 150 300 600

So, as you can see, MGM, New York New York and the Rio are the most eager to take your money (MGM and New York New York use the same card). The Coast Properties (Gold Coast, Barbary Coast and Orleans) have the best cards, followed by the sports books managed by Leroy's (denoted with an *). The Boyd Properties (Sam's Town, Stardust, Main Street, California, Fremont) all use the same card. So do the Station Casinos (Palace Station, Sunset Station, Boulder Station, Texas Station).

Other considerations:

  • Not all cards will have the same point spread for each game. For example, one casino might have the Rams at -5.5 while another has them at -6.5. This doesn't happen often, but it can happen. So, if you know what games you want to bet, shop around for the card that has the best spread for your picks.
  • If you know you are going to bet six teams, pick a card with the best six team payoff, not the overall best card. Who cares what it pays for ten teams if you are only picking six?
  • You can place your bet in one casino and watch the games somewhere else. Heck, put down your money at the Gold Coast, then high-tail it over to those comfy chairs at the Bellagio.
  • Not all parlay cards are represented here. For 2000, we will try to cover all casinos. But, if you pick up a card somplace not shown here, compare it to this table to see if it's any good.

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